Hey, guys! What's up? I'm the creator of
Where It All Began, and welcome back to the blog! (It's called
Diary of a Young Woman if you don't know who I am.) To prepare things up for the last minute before the entire
High School Musical trilogy full of preps, let's say it's the
Revenge of the Nerds who meets 80's classic games in the current day, except it has action-adventure and things just come to life.
Anyways, onto the review!
(SPOILERS AHEAD, Duh!)
Summer of 1982, two boys named Sam Brenner and Will Cooper are headed into the arcade game zone, and they are trained to be in the World Arcade Championship. With binge-playing for hours of fun, it all leads up to the
Donkey Kong tournament where the dwarf I already recognized from
Enchanted or something showed up. He had already beat the game, and then came the sudden jump to 33 years later by just one cut.
The President is supposed to be Obama, not Cooper. And on the other hand, within a good note, Brenner was part of Nerd, the company where you could install home-theater systems and flat screen TVs attached to the walls. I know what video games are meant to be affected by reading skills, it was very over the top and productivity is just laziness, which is how much I recognized the cause and the effect. Story-wise, Cooper was probably hated by most Americans, but he himself did not care or something.
Meanwhile, in Yigo, Guam, pixels gradually fall down from the sky, and the army reacts and knew what to make of this. And then, what happened next? Um... I think Brenner went to the house, knowing he's going to get it paid, but Matty's household needs some help with installing the television into the wall. And then, there's a bit of backstory going on for a few minutes with only the mentioning like a husband cheating on Sinnamon, and how we found out they really gave love the wrong sense while Violet seems emotional and drinking from the sippy cup. I wish I would've done that if I get bad grades, but nope. Just eleven more months left until I am officially legal.
At the white house, Brenner spotted the space bugs and showed up at the conference room to see if the company has to solve before it becomes a problem. In response, they already had the decision to get rid of pixels before it's too late. Next, Ludlow showed up as a grown 41-year old and attacked Brenner, but eventually, they become friends, so his room with the grandmother off-screen reminds me of the
Big Bang Theory with Howard's mom being off-screen and everything. And then, there's the videotape that contained the declaration of the intergalactic war. Meanwhile, Raj was about to purpose marriage to his girlfriend of three years, but at the shock of the Taj Mahal about to destroy by turning into pixel cubes, she escapes in panic and he disappeared into the ship of meaningless.
The Navy Seal soldiers were trained how to play arcade games, and then, they went to Hyde Park in London and attacked the caterpillars by the head. In an attempt to do so, they tried, but Ludlow and Brenner got it figured it out by themselves, relentlessly defeating the caterpillars by its head. After the last of the caterpillar was destroyed, one little kid was in awestruck wonder. I think the lieutenant and the British general looks somewhat like Skip and Bunce to me. Ludlow and Brenner let Mr. Plant be free from the conviction to fraud so early, I can't even tell the difference. And then, PAC-MAN in real-life! Except, the ghosts were portrayed by the Mini Coopers and the big one was the Pac-man itself with no arms and no legs, within the update into the dimension of pixels. The creator approaches it, knowing how Pac-Man had been evolved so fast, it bit his hand. Ludlow got out of the "pixelating" dark blue car, and lies there. Mr. Plant ended up into the water, and I thought he died. He was saved by the firefighters, and I was not very good at predicting things (remember the recent time I was wrong about the whole plotline and sub-genre? of
The Alchemist). Meanwhile, Brenner defeated the last of Pac-man and New York City was saved.
Q*Bert makes the appearance, and I had the same feeling that I don't have
Splatoon while I was growing up the same way Brenner doesn't have any violence in games while he's growing up, but Matty handles the maturity. In another way, my sisters Lauren and Simone are already addicted to the splatting and the killing of let's say, "Everything's meaningless!" I'm feeling bored about repetitive newsflash from Cally and Marie, the same ol' splatfest every month or so, one entire new stage on a monthly basis, etc. but not limited to ghosts flying from the bottom up and going around in circles at the same time, the "jumping to random spots", training, item buying, stock buying, token "paycheck" from the lazy cat and really... NOBODY CARES WHAT I'M WATCHING!!! The only good things I picked it out from are the mini-games that should've been into the arcade machines back in the 80s are "Squid Jump" and "Squid Volleyball". These two would've made it to
Pixels: The Movie. Let's just get into another moment: Q*Bert and Matty became friends and jump on the trampoline. Q*Bert is like "Do it again! Do it again!" But move along, next! At the party, about probably a few minutes into the scene, Matty disappeared into the ship and things are about to get a climax when the next day... the city of Washington, DC! Is in very serious trouble when even more pixels show up. The gang goes on and saves the world via Donkey Kong, however, Ludlow has found true love with Lady Lisa and they attack pixels. In the end, everything turned out to be happy and what next? Q*Bert transformed to Lady Lisa, and Ludlow found her again.
One year later, they get married and had five Q*Bert children.
Yes, I know I'm such a millennial whose love probably is my "Lady Lisa" in a true and honest way, but not way over the top like Chris-chan and Ludlow. They seemed addicted to 1. the obsession of the creation of two infamous characters and 2. the addictive love of a fictional character from a fictional 1982 video game called Dojo Quest. If it includes me, that means 3. the "goffik" perks of being Link's Queen of the 2010s. If Shad comes to life, I would probably have one year to get married and maybe have one child, a boy called Lucian (if I'm certain). If it's a girl, it's either Tessa, Lola, Maria or Emily (if he's adamant). I don't know, maybe I would if he and I were Lisa and Ludlow, except it's not a few Q*Bert children. Just a single human being with nothing but diapers.
(END SPOILER)
This is so predictable, I have wasted over one hour and a half, getting on with it already. There is nothing to do with the Generation 2 account of my legacy challenge, and it's based on the 2010 French short film by Patrick Jean. Just some reflection on my life, and I'm already feeling ashamed on a few years of drafting prior to Time Bomb and the Shadow Saga, a part of me died.
The songs that I enjoyed are "Surrender" the 80s classic by Rick Neilsen (in which I'm hoping to add to my Generation 2 story as a good thing because of yet another barista scene), and "Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy. One song they had remixed is a popular song from 1977 called "We Will Rock You" by Queen, except it has dramatic music when the Donkey Kong parts played throughout in like twice. One song that had featured Good Charlotte right in the end is "Game On". Otherwise, that is a pretty good soundtrack in which more could be found using:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2120120/soundtrack.
The acting is somewhat decent, so bad, you're not gonna believe this. The CGI looks a bit outdated like it came with the late 2000s or something. I mean I found it somewhat funny, but I'm like trying to critique. Dad's like, "He's making a joke!" and I suddenly fell silent. There is no way I have to watch it again because the stupidity is real and video games just come to life BIG TIME, which is why it's only fiction and not true. I could admit that I might want to try for a full-length movie based on a fanfic or either a webcomic, whether
My Immortal,
Sonichu,
My Inner Life or
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. If they really stick close to the original source materials, they could all end up into the Golden Raspberry Awards and win Worst Picture.
Over the past year, I've already seen two out of five "Worst Picture" nominations for 2015: this and
Jupiter Ascending from earlier. I felt bad about
Jupiter Ascending being a ripoff of both
Maximum Ride and
Guardians of the Galaxy to me. And also, Pixels is just lazy story-writing, as in bad as cliché. The better stories really do come with YouTube, and I flippin' love the story where Shadow is reawakened from his fall, but is devoid of most of his memories, so he needs to know his real identity. I also love Llandros09's Isle of the Midnight Sun storyline, as well as the dramatic readings. Something worth better than ever can only be found in physical copies of books some of you won't find anywhere else, and it's all in the 380-paged 2014 edition of the Banned Books Guide by Robert P. Doyle, in which I encourage you to look up source materials only at amazon.com. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be the next big thing in the world, but I felt ordinary like everyone else. Here's the backstory of why I'm thankful for enjoying video games:
When I was little, the first video game ever that I enjoyed while growing up is Hydro Thunder. It's such the millennium classic you guys all enjoyed and love while we're kids. When we get older, we find things recent such as the GameCube, Xbox, PlayStation 2 and Nintendo 64. My family owned the GameCube back in '05, and look what we've bought: the Sonic Gem Collection video game, where you may find several different classic games to play if you still own the Wii or GameCube. In the past several years, I found the GameCube stored in the sample thingy back at church and I just loved it with a burning passion, I'm pretty much addicted to the latest hits of what it was back then: Sonic Heroes, Super Mario Sunshine, Rocky Babola, etc. This is so nostalgic within the next few months of my life until Shad's own game showed up and I'm getting all hyped up for picking the main protagonist as my very first ever crush at age almost 10. You'll see. Ready? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!
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| He is soo cute and hot, I'm going all wet when I saw him! Shadow's really awesome, but on the other hand... |
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| Mr. Sam Brenner's not. |
Ten years have flown by... I procrastinate, did my homework, got interested in literature, signed up to DeviantArt, who knows?! I'm the 20-year old "goffik" blogger with autism today. End of story. Period.
One month after I turned 20, I have waited too long for the last minute of priority to what I really love to hate within a burning passion in the next post or so. Preps... it's not gonna happen, but you're not going to be surprised and therefore, after the next thing you know, it could change your life forever, so you can just go ahead, watch
Grease and read
Maximum Ride. I highly encourage you to read the next post coming up in the next few days or so. If not, what's wrong with you, people?! You're ditching my blog and just leave... What are you thinking?! Gosh, you're so messed up by today's pop culture! Let's just get into the bottom note.
Pixels is so bad! So bad, it goes downhill, it's good on the other hand! I swear to Scheherazade for the final verdict, I would like to give this movie 0 out of 5 stars, and it literally goes down the pixelating computer chip.
Thank you for reading the post, and I'll see you in High School Musical. And by the way, I'm trolling preps CinemaSins style.
